gatorade me, bitch!

oceanicgf:

oceanicgf:

wish i was in one of those tubes of aquarium goo… just shakin around..

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this is where i belong 

writhe:

the wind coming off the water has traveled so far to greet you

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

this is literally what it’s like interacting with some people on this site

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this response hurled me into the air so hard and fast i broke orbit and immediately charred to a crisp upon re-entry

coaltar-of-the-deepers:

Genuine ostrich🐧

Three☝️☝️☝️payments🤑💵💴💶


OH!😲


wait, What??😧❓


I’m just goofin'😂🤡

New Boot Goofin'™️😏👢🤠

spiritphobe:

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progerin:

Subway worker: what can i get you

Me: flatbread

Subcuck: *slight pause* *slightly exasperated tone* 6 inch or foot long

Me: -__- wow I was talking about type of bread but don’t get me wrong their different sizes but i was talking about type of bread if you let me finsh I would of finsh my santance.

superpapermutual:

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rocketreturns:

schmuddel:

rocketreturns:

budpowell:

rocketreturns:

tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

he forces you into debt

that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch

Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far

you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo

surrealslut:

starofjudgement:

surrealslut:

talking heads was right

how

i do ask myself. how did i get here

thilink:

It’s Nesss from Muthafucka 2

3frogs:

i made a small collection of frog emojis! free to use, you can get them here !

Edit: I have added a few new ones!