Oh oh oh here it COME—
that swing had more screen time than tenten
Oh oh oh here it COME—
that swing had more screen time than tenten
wish i was in one of those tubes of aquarium goo… just shakin around..
this is where i belong

the wind coming off the water has traveled so far to greet you
this is literally what it’s like interacting with some people on this site
this response hurled me into the air so hard and fast i broke orbit and immediately charred to a crisp upon re-entry
Genuine ostrich🐧
Three☝️☝️☝️payments🤑💵💴💶
OH!😲
wait, What??😧❓
I’m just goofin'😂🤡
New Boot Goofin'™️😏👢🤠
Subway worker: what can i get you
Me: flatbread
Subcuck: *slight pause* *slightly exasperated tone* 6 inch or foot long
Me: -__- wow I was talking about type of bread but don’t get me wrong their different sizes but i was talking about type of bread if you let me finsh I would of finsh my santance.
tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn
he forces you into debt
that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch
Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far
you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo
talking heads was right
how
i do ask myself. how did i get here

It’s Nesss from Muthafucka 2
i made a small collection of frog emojis! free to use, you can get them here !
Edit: I have added a few new ones!